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Satirical Chrome extensions for the terminally employed

Your Laptop Thinks
You're Working.

25 Chrome extensions that actually work. Half run in your browser every day without you thinking about it. Half you reach for when things get weird. All of them honest about what they're doing.

25 tools · One payment · No subscription · No upsells

0 Meetings Survived camera firmly off
0 Emails Ignored and counting
0 Tabs Buried never to be reopened
0 Passive-Aggressive Emails professionally sent

* all numbers are vibes-based estimates from our internal spreadsheet

Real software. Ridiculous premise.

Half of these run every day.
Half you pull out when it gets weird.

Every extension does exactly what it says. Ghost Cursor actually keeps Slack green. Doom Scroll Stopper actually stops it. The satirical framing is honest — not a gimmick.

🔄 Daily Drivers

Set it. Leave it. Runs in your browser quietly, handles things, asks nothing of you.

  • 👻 Ghost Cursor — Slack stays green all day
  • 🪫 Buzzword Buster — jargon decoded on demand
  • 🛑 Doom Scroll Stopper — scroll wall at your limit
  • 🎨 VS Code Theme — dark theme on every site
  • + 6 more daily tools
⚡ When You Need It

Sitting in your browser, waiting. One click or shortcut — does the thing, disappears.

  • 👁️ Boss Proximity Warning — one shortcut, red border
  • 🚨 Emergency Panic Switch — all tabs replaced instantly
  • 💻 Fake Update Screen — disappear for 20 minutes
  • ✍️ Passive-Aggressive Email — professionally devastating
  • 💸 Meeting Money Burn — your salary burning live in meetings
  • + 8 more situational tools

All 25 in the $9 bundle. Browse every extension →

Pick your vibe

Two ways in.

Explore first or just buy the thing. Either way, no subscription.