All 25 Extensions.

Paste any corporate text into the popup and get the honest translation back instantly. "Per my last email" has never been more honest. 254 phrases decoded, zero mercy.

Every browser notification becomes an arcade target. Click to explode. Punch sound effect. Comic "SMASH!" text. Instant therapy. Does nothing useful. That's the point.

At 6:00 PM (configurable), every non-pinned work tab closes automatically. You set the time. It enforces it. Pinned tabs survive. Runs daily without you having to remember.

Synthetic micro mouse movements keep your cursor active. Slack stays green. Your manager sees "Active." You are at lunch. Runs silently in the background. You will forget it's there.

Set a scroll limit in meters. Hit it on Reddit, Twitter, Instagram, or YouTube and a full-screen wall takes over. "That's 3 meters of Reddit. Nothing in there was going to change your life." Resets daily.

Paste any corporate email into the popup. Get the honest translation instantly. "Let's align on this" → "I don't like your idea." 380+ phrases. Zero AI. Zero internet. Zero mercy.

Apply Dracula, Monokai, Nord, One Dark, Tokyo Night, Catppuccin, or Reading to any website. LinkedIn in Dracula. Jira in Tokyo Night. Your eyes deserved better than LinkedIn's default beige. This is that.

Enter your annual salary. After your end-of-day cutoff, a pill appears showing overtime duration and how much that free labor is worth. You will feel things. Runs in the background.

Blurs DMs, salaries, channel names, and sensitive content. Unblurs only when your cursor hovers directly over it. For open-office survivors and anyone who shares a screen without checking first.

Every second you spend in a useless meeting costs real money. This shows you exactly how much — live, in the corner of your screen. Salary waste counter. "Could have been an email" button. Data that hurts.

Paste a 5-paragraph client email. Get the one sentence they actually meant. Strips filler phrases, orphaned caveats, and passive aggression. Leaves the point. Which was usually simple.

Reads your Google Calendar and gives you an honest vibe score for the day. "6 meetings. 3 back-to-back. No lunch block. Vibe: Underwater." Open popup every morning. Brace accordingly.

Type what you actually want to say. Get back a polished, devastating reply in perfectly acceptable corporate prose. Four tone modes. One-click copy. Walk away. Feel nothing. Send.

One keyboard shortcut triggers an instant visual alert — red border, red banner, or subtle corner dot. Six modes. You hit the key, the signal fires, you look busy. No webcam. No cloud. Manual and fast.

Overlays fake busy blocks on your Google Calendar view. Only you see them — CSS overlays on your screen, not real events. Other people can still book you. For when you need visual proof you're slammed.

One hotkey. Every open tab gets replaced instantly with your pre-configured safe tabs (Google Docs, Gmail, Calendar by default). Any site. Any tab. Under a second. Muscle memory is the goal.

Full-screen Windows/macOS update animation with a progress bar. Slow. Convincing. Un-skippable looking. Activate it, step away for 20 minutes, come back. "My update is finally done." Flawless.

One click overlays a fake GitHub-style code review panel on any tab. Looks exactly like you're doing a serious PR review. Pick the language. Dismiss with one click when done. Completely cosmetic.

Injects a VS Code-style status bar at the bottom of any tab. Configure your fake branch, build status, and task label. "main · ✓ Build Passing · feat/look-busy." Cosmetic. Convincing. Toggle with one click.

Open more than 10 tabs and your active site's font slowly turns into Comic Sans. 20 tabs — color fades. 30 tabs — a passive-aggressive banner appears. It's a punishment. It's a lifestyle. It works.

A tiny toolbar mascot that evolves with your tab count. Zen through 10 tabs. Visibly sweating from 11. Full Undead Mode at 21+. It judges you. You deserve it. It's also kind of cute.

Type continuously for 1 minute (or hit 130 WPM) and your screen borders catch fire. Flames scale with speed. Sparks from your cursor. Your meeting notes are now epic. No practical value. Extremely satisfying.

Every tab you close gets a death certificate. Time of life. Visit count. Cause of death. Searchable graveyard. Tabs can be resurrected from the popup. Most shouldn't be. You know which ones.

Paints green squares onto your GitHub contribution graph. Click to fill. Click to erase. Visual only — no commits made, no API called. Only you see it. Your streak is beautiful. And completely fictional.

Hover over TODO comments, FIXME blocks, or temp variables on GitHub or GitLab. A VS Code-style tooltip appears with the honest annotation. "TODO since 2019. It's load-bearing. Do not touch." Sends itself.