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🧟 Mascot Tab Overflow
A tiny toolbar mascot that evolves with your tab count. Actually Focused through 10 tabs. Mid-Sprint Panic at 11. Full Tab-Based Job Security at 21+. It's not judging you. It's mirroring you.
Your tab count has been telling a story. Now someone's listening.
4 stages. Honest. Slightly too accurate.
- 🧘Stage 1 (0–10 tabs): Actually Focused. The mascot is calm. You appear to be managing. Enjoy this while it lasts.
- 😰Stage 2 (11–15 tabs): Mid-Sprint Panic. Stage 3 (16–20 tabs): Pivoting. Again. The mascot knows what's happening. It watches. It does not intervene. It simply reflects.
- 🧟Stage 4 (21+ tabs): Tab-Based Job Security. Nobody can fire you if they can't understand your workflow. The mascot is at peace with this. You should be too.
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Actually Focused
0–10 tabs
"I'm being intentional with my bandwidth."
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Mid-Sprint Panic
11–15 tabs
"I'm just context-switching for velocity."
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Pivoting. Again.
16–20 tabs
"We need to take a step back and reassess."
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Tab-Based Job Security
21+ tabs
"If I close these, they'll know I have nothing to do."
See it in action.
Animated demo — matches actual extension behavior.
Toolbar mascot evolves as your tab count climbs — Actually Focused to Tab-Based Job Security.
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The whole feature list.
(It's short. That's the point.)
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4 Evolution Stages
Actually Focused to Tab-Based Job Security / updates in real time / brutally, accurately mirrors your current state.
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Toolbar Icon
Always visible / no popup needed / constant silent judgment, available 24/7.
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One-Click Excuse
Click mascot / get a corporate excuse / copy and use it in whatever situation you're in.
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25 extensions. This included. $9.
One-time payment. No subscription. Yours even if you quit your job tomorrow.
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