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✂️ Corporate Email Shortener

Paste a 400-word passive-aggressive email. Get the one sentence it actually contains. You know the one.

They wrote 6 paragraphs. The message was one sentence long.

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✂️Paste any corporate email wall-of-text into the popup and click shorten — or right-click any selected text on a page and hit "Shorten with Corporate Email Shortener." Get the one-sentence reality of what they're actually asking, saying, or blaming you for.
🎭Cuts through the diplomatic hedging and pleasantries to surface the core request, complaint, or blame hidden inside. "They want the button yellow. That's the whole email."
📋One-click copy of the summary. For when you need to forward it to someone who also doesn't have 10 minutes to decode a non-apology apology.

Hi team, hope everyone is doing well! Just wanted to loop back on the conversation we had last Thursday regarding the pending deliverables for the Q3 initiative. As you may recall, there were several action items that were assigned following our alignment session, and I wanted to make sure we're all on the same page before the end of the quarter. Per my last email (sent on the 3rd), there are three outstanding items that require attention: the revised scope document, the stakeholder sign-off from legal, and the updated budget forecast. I'd appreciate it if we could prioritize these given the upcoming deadline. Please let me know if you have any blockers...

⚡ Shortener

"Still waiting on the scope doc, legal sign-off, and budget forecast from last week's meeting."

📋 One sentence. That's all it was.

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Paste corporate email. Get the actual meaning in plain English. Open in new tab ↗

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(It's short. That's the point.)

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Instant Summary

Paste / click / one sentence back

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Filler Removal

Strips greetings / hedges / pleasantries / passive threats

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Copy Summary

One click / share the truth / save everyone time

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