In the Bundle

💻 Fake Update Screensaver

Full-browser fake update animation. Slow. Convincing. Un-skippable looking. Your excuse to disappear for exactly as long as you need.

"My computer is updating" has saved more careers than we know.

Believable. Patient. Takes exactly as long as you tell it to.

💻Triggers a full-browser-window update animation — Windows, macOS, or Corporate IT style, your choice. Progress bar. Percentage. "Please do not turn off your computer." The works.
⏱️Set the duration: 10 min, 20 min, or 30 min — or leave it in manual mode and dismiss when you're back. The progress bar moves at exactly the right speed. Perfectly calibrated to look natural.
🚪Press Esc three times, or triple-click the bottom-right corner to dismiss. Looks like the update just finished. You return refreshed. Obviously.

💻 Watch the fake update run. Progress bar. Ticking percentage. Believable enough. Open in new tab ↗

(It's short. That's the point.)

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Realistic Animation

Windows, macOS, or Corporate IT style / progress bar / percentage / the full experience.

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Custom Duration

10 min, 20 min, or 30 min / or manual dismiss / progress calibrated automatically / looks natural every time.

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Instant Dismiss

Back when you're ready / triple-Esc or triple-click the bottom-right corner / looks like it just finished.

In the $9 bundle

One-time payment. No subscription. Yours even if you quit your job tomorrow.