🔤 Tab Hoarder Hoarder

You have 47 tabs open. You know what you did.

The punishment fits the crime.

• 🔤Cross 10 tabs and Comic Sans begins bleeding into your active tab's body text. Then headings. Then everything. It scales with tab count. 21+ tabs: most elements in Comic Sans. 31+ tabs: full Comic Sans everywhere plus an intervention banner. You will know when you've arrived.
• 📉The only way to fix it is to close tabs. Which is what you should have done 40 minutes ago. The extension is not subtle about this connection.
• 😂The punishment is visible only on your screen. Your colleagues on screen share cannot see Comic Sans unless they open that many tabs themselves. Which they might.

See it in action.

Animated demo — matches actual extension behavior.

The whole feature list.

(It's short. That's the point.)